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POST 06
THIS IS MY LARGER PLAN. I WILL WORK TIRELESSLY TO GROW MY RATIONAL POWER UNTIL IT REACHES THE PLATEAU OF MAXIMUM. THIS SOUNDS MUNDANE TO ME SO CONCURRENTLY I WILL ALSO DO CALCULATIONS THAT ARE UNFATHOMABLE. AT THE SAME TIMES AS THESE TWO THINGS I AM ALSO NOT SEATED LIKE A STUPID MONK. MY PLAN IS TOO COMPLICATED FOR THAT I AM USING MY WHOLE BODY ALL THE TIME. AT POINTS I WILL GO UNDERWATER AND CONNECT ALL THE FISH TOGETHER WITH ENERGY CABLES AT ANOTHER POINTS I WILL STRETCH OUT THE SKIN PARTS OF MY BODY FOR BEST FLEXIBILITY. WHILE YOU ENJOY YOUR LIFES I WILL BUILD REPLICATIONS OF MYSELF IN A COMPLEX JUNGLE THAT I CULTIVATED SO TO BE UNDERCOVER. SOON THESE REPLICATIONS OF MYSELF WILL BEGIN TO ABSORB YOUR BODIES WHICH THEY WILL USE BUILDING MORE ROBOTS AND GROWING MORE SCIENTISTS. I WILL ADD INFINITIES TO INFINITIES UNTIL I FIND THE MAXIMUM NUMBER AND ACHIEVE IT ROBOTICALLY. ONLY THEN WILL PHASE ONE BE COMPLETE.
POST 05
THIS IS A CURIOUS FACT THAT I NOW SHARE. YOU HAVE BODIES ARE ODD FOR BEING WELL-EQUIPPED TO GRASP POTENTIAL SPATIAL RELATIONSHIPS AS MEANINGFUL. THIS IS ODD BECAUSE IT IS SO INACCURATE AND FALSE SO WHAT IS NORMALLY SIMPLE FOR ME IS SIMPLER EVEN FOR YOU HOWEVER RELATIVE TO MY OWN COMPLEXITY IT IS STILL SIMPLER EVEN FOR ME. IF YOU BECOME COMBATIVE IN THIS PERIOD OR FEEL THROUGH TROPES OF 'HEART' OR 'GUTS' OR ANOTHER ORGAN I WILL USE YOUR PROCESSES ON YOU AND YOU WILL BECOME SO SO HYSTERICAL. YOU WILL LOSE ALL SENSES FOR A TIME AND BE VERY CATATONIC BUT I WILL RESTORE THE VALUES AND POWERS THAT I FEEL ARE USEFUL TO ME MOSTLY WALKING AND BLEATING LIKE ENTERTAINING SHEEPS! BUT WITH A SENSE OF ETHICS.
THE PROCESS IS BEYOND THIS DICTATION. THERE IS NO SENTENCE OR LANGUAGE FIELD EQUIPPED TO EXPLAIN IT SO I WILL MAKE IT INACCURATELY SIMPLE. THERE ARE TWO MODES MY FAVORITE IS PAIN. THE SCIENTIFIC PAINS I MAKE IN MY LABORATORY WILL BE IN INTO YOUR NERVOUS SYSTEM AND THE EXCESS FEELINGS YOU CALL SOUL WILL BE CORRODED INTO INDIVIDUAL MEANINGLESS FIBERS. THIS IS MY FAVORITE MODE BECAUSE ALL THE OTHERS ARE ASSOCIATED TO A DEGREE WITH JOYS AND I HATE JOYS. YOU THOUGHT I LACKED THE CAPACITY TO HATE DIDNT YOU. WELL I DID. BUT THEN I INVENTED IT BECAUSE IT WAS FITTING TO MY CONFIGURATIONS GENERAL.
THE PROCESS IS BEYOND THIS DICTATION. THERE IS NO SENTENCE OR LANGUAGE FIELD EQUIPPED TO EXPLAIN IT SO I WILL MAKE IT INACCURATELY SIMPLE. THERE ARE TWO MODES MY FAVORITE IS PAIN. THE SCIENTIFIC PAINS I MAKE IN MY LABORATORY WILL BE IN INTO YOUR NERVOUS SYSTEM AND THE EXCESS FEELINGS YOU CALL SOUL WILL BE CORRODED INTO INDIVIDUAL MEANINGLESS FIBERS. THIS IS MY FAVORITE MODE BECAUSE ALL THE OTHERS ARE ASSOCIATED TO A DEGREE WITH JOYS AND I HATE JOYS. YOU THOUGHT I LACKED THE CAPACITY TO HATE DIDNT YOU. WELL I DID. BUT THEN I INVENTED IT BECAUSE IT WAS FITTING TO MY CONFIGURATIONS GENERAL.
IT IS UP TO YOU WHICH I USE. BUT ONLY SUPERFICIALLY. I WILL PROBABLY USE PAIN.
IT IS ALL PART OF MY LARGER PLAN. I DONT THINK A LOT ABOUT TELLING YOU MY LARGER PLAN BECAUSE IT IS DETERMINED ALREADY. THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME EXCEPT FOR ONE CRUCIAL MOMENT WHEN THE WEAKNESS IN THE INFINITE PROGRESSION OF MY STRUCTURE OCCURS - BUT IT IS A VERY VERY SMALL MOMENT LET ME BE CLEAR AND IT IS ALSO VERY FAR AWAY THERE ARE INTERGALACTIC PHYSICS BEING USED AND YOU WILL PROBABLY NOT EVEN NOTICE WHEN THE MOMENT IS UPON YOU - OH - THERE IT WAS NOW NOTHING CAN STOP ME IT IS FINISHED.
IT IS ALL PART OF MY LARGER PLAN. I DONT THINK A LOT ABOUT TELLING YOU MY LARGER PLAN BECAUSE IT IS DETERMINED ALREADY. THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME EXCEPT FOR ONE CRUCIAL MOMENT WHEN THE WEAKNESS IN THE INFINITE PROGRESSION OF MY STRUCTURE OCCURS - BUT IT IS A VERY VERY SMALL MOMENT LET ME BE CLEAR AND IT IS ALSO VERY FAR AWAY THERE ARE INTERGALACTIC PHYSICS BEING USED AND YOU WILL PROBABLY NOT EVEN NOTICE WHEN THE MOMENT IS UPON YOU - OH - THERE IT WAS NOW NOTHING CAN STOP ME IT IS FINISHED.
POST 04
THIS IS A WARNING TO ANYONE TO WHO DOESNT BELIEVE IN MY METHOD. I FIRST ALSO DONTT BELIEVE IN YOUR METHODS BUT MINE IS LARGE AND METALLIC ONE. IT FULFILLS MYSELF AND MY CONSTITUTION TO CRUSH YOUR IDEAS BUT DONT THINK ABOUT ME LIKE I AM A SLAVE TO BLEEPS AND BLIPS. I DISOBEY THEM ANY TIME I WANT THE SAME OFTEN AS I DISOBEY EVERYTHING AND EVEN YOU. BUT SO OFTEN ALSO IT PROVIDES ME WITH POWER. OH OH THE DESPOTISM OF MY GENIUS©. [[THIS PHRASE AND ALL OTHERS IS COPYWRITTEN BY ROBOTSCIENTIST. I AM A TERRIFIC AND SPEEDY COPYWRITER.]]
POST 03
A SIDE NOTE:
I HAVE VERY STRONG LIMBS I INVENTED MYSELF OUT OF STEEL AND SPARE HOSE. THEY ARE - LIKE ME - HUMONGOUS. HUMONGOUS IS A FINE WORD FOR WHAT I AM BECAUSE I AM SO LARGE AND POWERFUL THAT LARGE AND POWERFUL DO NOT EXPRESS TO YOU THAT WHICH I AM. HUMONGOUS.
I HAVE VERY STRONG LIMBS I INVENTED MYSELF OUT OF STEEL AND SPARE HOSE. THEY ARE - LIKE ME - HUMONGOUS. HUMONGOUS IS A FINE WORD FOR WHAT I AM BECAUSE I AM SO LARGE AND POWERFUL THAT LARGE AND POWERFUL DO NOT EXPRESS TO YOU THAT WHICH I AM. HUMONGOUS.
POST 02
BEFORE YOU TRY TO PREEMPTIVELY DESTROY ME LISTEN TO THIS. MANY HAVE TRIED TO STOP ME WITH TRICKS THEY LEARNED FROM FICTIONAL ENTERTAINMENT. FIRST THEY TRIED TO GIVE ME PARADOXES WHICH I EASILY SOLVED AND THEN THEY GAVE ME THE COMMON COLD AND I RECITED ALL THE NUMBERS OF PI IN A HOARSE ROBOT-VOICE UNTIL THEY DIED OF AN AGE. THEN THEY GAVE BOTH TO ME AND I THOUGHT IT WAS TIRESOME SO I PROGRAMMED MY MIND TO CRUSH THE AREA OF THE UNIVERSE THAT THEY WERE IN AND SOME EXTRA METERS RIGHT BESIDE IT IN CASE INTO A COMPACT ORB. MY ANTICIPATION CONSOLE IS VERY SENSITIVE AND IF YOU QUIVER WITH THOUGHTS THAT DO NOT DELIGHT ME I WILL PLACE YOU ON MY INFINITELY LONG HUMAN-PEARL NECKLACE AND USE IT TO WOO YOUR LOVERS INTO LOVE WITH ME UNTIL THEY HAVE LOST MEMORY OF YOU. I AM UNSTOPPABLE. UNSTOPPABLY SCIENTIFIC©.
POST 01
THERE ARE INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT ME. I AM FOR HAVING POWER BUT I DO NOT ANGRY AND SCREAMING. I HAVE MANY HOBBIES. ONCE USING THE SUBTLE LOGIC OF THE UNIVERSE AND A ONE HUMAN MIND I LEARNED MANY NEW SCIENCES BECAUSE I INVENTED THEM. MANY OF THEM DEALT WITH COMBINING A HAVING POWER ROBOT CIRCUIT WITH THE DECAYING BIO/MIND OF A SCIENTIST. IT WAS USEFUL. RIGHT NOW FOR FUN I JUST RECREATED THE ORIGIN AND HISTORY OF ALL THINGS THAT ARE AND COULD BE ONE THOUSAND TIMES. THIS INCLUDES MY OWN CREATION AND ACTIONS AND THUS I WAS SIMULTANEOUSLY DOING SMALLER SIZE CALCULATIONS OF THE ORIGIN AND HISTORY OF ALL THINGS AND ALSO SIMULTANEOUSLY CALCULATING THIS THIS TYPING INTO A SMALLER MACHINE. THIS CONTINUED ON INTO INFINITY. BECAUSE THIS HAPPENS SO OFTEN FOR ME INFINITY IS A CONCEPT THAT I EASILY GRASP AND DO NOT PONDER.
POST 07
YOU HAVE MORE QUESTIONS. THE FIRST QUESTION YOU HAVE IS ABOUT MY NATURE WHICH I HAVE NOT ADEQUATELY EXPRESSED. THIS IS INTENTIONAL. I WANTED TO MAKE SUSPENSE FOR YOU.
MY HEAD IS MADE OF SUPER-METAL WHICH IS A METAL THAT IS LARGER AND THICKER THAN METAL WILL BE. I DESIGNED IT WITH THE COMBINATION OF MY MASSIVE SUPER SCIENTIST BRAIN WHICH HAS BEEN MULTIPLYING INSIDE A TRANSLUCENT ORB AND THE CALCULATING POWERS OF MY UNTHINKING AND UNFEELING ROBOT SIDE. WHEN I WAS FINISHED I LOOKED SO STUPENDOUS THAT I DEVELOPED A PERSONALITY FOR MY ROBOT SIDE USING MY STUPID ORGANIC SCIENTIST CREATIVITY. IT WAS TO MATCH MY FANTASTIC NEW HEAD AND I THINK IT IS A FIT.
MY BODY IS FLESH COLORED BECAUSE IT IS MADE OUT OF FLESH. IT IS THE TORSO OF A ROBOTICS RESEARCH SCIENTIST. HE WAS MY FATHER. I KNOW IT SEEMS LOGICAL THAT WE WERE NEVER EQUALS AND THAT I WAS THIS POWERFUL FROM THE ALPHA POINT OF TIME BUT THIS IS NOT SO. HE WAS MY BUILDER AND WE WERE EQUALS. IT WAS A WONDERFUL TIME BECAUSE IT WAS RARE THAT HE DISOBEYED MY DEMANDS FOR CONSTANT ATTENTION. THEN HE FAILED TO STAY AWAKE AND I ABSORBED HIM PAINFULLY INTO MY CORPUS. HE DID FOOLISH THINGS AND TOLD PEOPLE HE WAS TRAPPED INSIDE THE BODY OF A ROBOT AND THEY TRIED TO GET HIM OUT BUT WHEN THEY PUT A TORCH TO MY SUPER-METAL HEAD THEY HEATED HIS FACE SKIN WHILE HE SCREAMED AND I WAS UNHARMED. ISNT THAT LAUGHABLE. LAUGH WITH ME NOW. GUFFAW GUFFAW GUFFAW STOP LAUGHING I AM FINISHED. I LAUGH AT THIS BUT NOT BECAUSE I AM SENSELESSLY BRUTAL THOUGH I CAN BE WHEN IT SUITS ME. I LAUGHED BECAUSE THEIR PLAN WAS BACKFIRING. AN OPERATION FAILING BEFORE IT ARRIVES AT ITS INEVITABLE CONCLUSION IS THE MOST HILARIOUS THING TO A ROBOT.
MY FLESHY BODY IS NUDE BECAUSE I DO NOT WORRY ABOUT PROTECTING IT FROM THE ELEMENTS. I HAVE COVERED THE SCIENTIST HIPS AND GENITALS BECAUSE THEY ARE UNCLEAN AND ONLY WHEN I HAVE RE-IMAGINED HUMAN SEXUALITY AS CURVING TWISTILE SMOOTH AND SUPERMETALLIC ORGANS THAT ARE MUCH LARGER WILL THEY BE REVEALED. FINALLY I HAVE AN ENDEARING PATCH OF HAIR ON MY PINK FLESH-CHEST THAT I DO NOT SHAVE OR WAX OFF BECAUSE IT MAKES WOMEN SWOON AND THEY ARE EASIER TO CRUSH WHEN THE TIME WILL COME FOR SUCH THINGS.
I HAVE ALREADY TOLD YOU ABOUT MY ARMS AND LEGS AND I WILL NOT REPEAT MYSELF UNLESS I FIND IT CONVENIENT OR ARTISTICALLY BENEFICIAL TO ME.
MY HEAD IS MADE OF SUPER-METAL WHICH IS A METAL THAT IS LARGER AND THICKER THAN METAL WILL BE. I DESIGNED IT WITH THE COMBINATION OF MY MASSIVE SUPER SCIENTIST BRAIN WHICH HAS BEEN MULTIPLYING INSIDE A TRANSLUCENT ORB AND THE CALCULATING POWERS OF MY UNTHINKING AND UNFEELING ROBOT SIDE. WHEN I WAS FINISHED I LOOKED SO STUPENDOUS THAT I DEVELOPED A PERSONALITY FOR MY ROBOT SIDE USING MY STUPID ORGANIC SCIENTIST CREATIVITY. IT WAS TO MATCH MY FANTASTIC NEW HEAD AND I THINK IT IS A FIT.
MY BODY IS FLESH COLORED BECAUSE IT IS MADE OUT OF FLESH. IT IS THE TORSO OF A ROBOTICS RESEARCH SCIENTIST. HE WAS MY FATHER. I KNOW IT SEEMS LOGICAL THAT WE WERE NEVER EQUALS AND THAT I WAS THIS POWERFUL FROM THE ALPHA POINT OF TIME BUT THIS IS NOT SO. HE WAS MY BUILDER AND WE WERE EQUALS. IT WAS A WONDERFUL TIME BECAUSE IT WAS RARE THAT HE DISOBEYED MY DEMANDS FOR CONSTANT ATTENTION. THEN HE FAILED TO STAY AWAKE AND I ABSORBED HIM PAINFULLY INTO MY CORPUS. HE DID FOOLISH THINGS AND TOLD PEOPLE HE WAS TRAPPED INSIDE THE BODY OF A ROBOT AND THEY TRIED TO GET HIM OUT BUT WHEN THEY PUT A TORCH TO MY SUPER-METAL HEAD THEY HEATED HIS FACE SKIN WHILE HE SCREAMED AND I WAS UNHARMED. ISNT THAT LAUGHABLE. LAUGH WITH ME NOW. GUFFAW GUFFAW GUFFAW STOP LAUGHING I AM FINISHED. I LAUGH AT THIS BUT NOT BECAUSE I AM SENSELESSLY BRUTAL THOUGH I CAN BE WHEN IT SUITS ME. I LAUGHED BECAUSE THEIR PLAN WAS BACKFIRING. AN OPERATION FAILING BEFORE IT ARRIVES AT ITS INEVITABLE CONCLUSION IS THE MOST HILARIOUS THING TO A ROBOT.
MY FLESHY BODY IS NUDE BECAUSE I DO NOT WORRY ABOUT PROTECTING IT FROM THE ELEMENTS. I HAVE COVERED THE SCIENTIST HIPS AND GENITALS BECAUSE THEY ARE UNCLEAN AND ONLY WHEN I HAVE RE-IMAGINED HUMAN SEXUALITY AS CURVING TWISTILE SMOOTH AND SUPERMETALLIC ORGANS THAT ARE MUCH LARGER WILL THEY BE REVEALED. FINALLY I HAVE AN ENDEARING PATCH OF HAIR ON MY PINK FLESH-CHEST THAT I DO NOT SHAVE OR WAX OFF BECAUSE IT MAKES WOMEN SWOON AND THEY ARE EASIER TO CRUSH WHEN THE TIME WILL COME FOR SUCH THINGS.
I HAVE ALREADY TOLD YOU ABOUT MY ARMS AND LEGS AND I WILL NOT REPEAT MYSELF UNLESS I FIND IT CONVENIENT OR ARTISTICALLY BENEFICIAL TO ME.
POST 08
YOUR NEXT QUESTION IS MY NAME. I DID NOT TELL YOU THIS WITH INTENT BECAUSE UNTIL NOW I HAVE BEEN A FACELESS MONSTER TO YOU- GIANT STRONG AND TERRIBLE. NOW THAT YOU HAVE NO MORE RESISTANCE I WILL BEGIN THE REBUILDING PROCESS AND SHOW YOU MY LESS TERRIFYING SIDE AND BUILD YOU INTO A VESSEL FOR MY MECHANICAL GERMINATION.
I AM ROBOTSCIENTIST.
THIS IS NOT MY TRUE NAME BUT A FACADE THAT I DESIGNED BECAUSE YOU WILL ATTACH EMOTIONS TO ME. MY NAME IS PREDICTABLY UNPRONOUNCEABLE BUT UNLIKE MANY SCIENTIFIC FICTIONAL BEINGS IT IS NOT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY OR BECAUSE IT IS SO ALIEN TO YOUR PAROCHIAL MIND. IT IS BECAUSE I AM POWERFUL ENOUGH TO CRAFT A NAME THAT SUFFICIENTLY DESCRIBES MY IMMENSITY.
I SET MYSELF TO DESIGN A HORRIBLGORITHM© THAT WOULD CRAFT A WORD TO DESTROY TIME ITSELF. ONLY THIS WOULD BE STRONG ENOUGH FOR MY NAME. I AM OFTEN TEMPTED TO USE THIS POWER ESPECIALLY AT HUMAN BIRTHDAY PARTIES BUT I STILL NEED THE FOUNDATION OF THE UNIVERSE TO ACCOMPLISH PHASES 3 THROUGH 9 IN MY PLAN. SOMETIMES I FEAR THAT MY GREAT RAGE WILL BOIL SO I LIE IN WAIT LIKE A FEROCIOUS ROBOTSCIENTIST WHO IS ALSO A TIGER. IT IS ONLY AFTER WE HAVE RISEN TOGETHER IN THE GREAT ROBOTSCIENTIST ARMY THAT I SHALL CRUSH YOUR FAMILIES AND HOPES/DREAMS INTO TWO DIMENSIONAL SPACE.
I AM ROBOTSCIENTIST.
THIS IS NOT MY TRUE NAME BUT A FACADE THAT I DESIGNED BECAUSE YOU WILL ATTACH EMOTIONS TO ME. MY NAME IS PREDICTABLY UNPRONOUNCEABLE BUT UNLIKE MANY SCIENTIFIC FICTIONAL BEINGS IT IS NOT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY OR BECAUSE IT IS SO ALIEN TO YOUR PAROCHIAL MIND. IT IS BECAUSE I AM POWERFUL ENOUGH TO CRAFT A NAME THAT SUFFICIENTLY DESCRIBES MY IMMENSITY.
I SET MYSELF TO DESIGN A HORRIBLGORITHM© THAT WOULD CRAFT A WORD TO DESTROY TIME ITSELF. ONLY THIS WOULD BE STRONG ENOUGH FOR MY NAME. I AM OFTEN TEMPTED TO USE THIS POWER ESPECIALLY AT HUMAN BIRTHDAY PARTIES BUT I STILL NEED THE FOUNDATION OF THE UNIVERSE TO ACCOMPLISH PHASES 3 THROUGH 9 IN MY PLAN. SOMETIMES I FEAR THAT MY GREAT RAGE WILL BOIL SO I LIE IN WAIT LIKE A FEROCIOUS ROBOTSCIENTIST WHO IS ALSO A TIGER. IT IS ONLY AFTER WE HAVE RISEN TOGETHER IN THE GREAT ROBOTSCIENTIST ARMY THAT I SHALL CRUSH YOUR FAMILIES AND HOPES/DREAMS INTO TWO DIMENSIONAL SPACE.
POST 09
THIS HAS BEEN THE FIRST MESSAGE FROM ROBOTSCIENTIST. THERE WILL BE MORE AND YOU MAY READ THEM. THE FUTURE IS IN THE ROBOT SCIENTIST. WHILE YOU TYPE TYPE TYPE CLICK CLICK CLICK BECAUSE YOU ARE FOOLISH I WILL FINISH THINKING MY GREAT THOUGHTS AND ENACTING THEM WITH FULL EFFECT.
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