INTRODUCTION TO PRINCIPLES OF ROBOTWAR
000.01§01:THESE ARE THE PRINCIPLES OF ROBOTWAR. THEY ARE NOT ARBITRARY VOLUNTARY DEMOCRATICALLY-ARRIVED AMENDABLE OR FAIR.
RULES OF ROBOTWAR
400.01§01: RESISTANCE TO THE ROBOTWAR IS A BAD IDEA
THIS RULE STATES THAT RESISTANCE TO THE ROBOTWAR IS A BAD IDEA. IT MAY FEEL TO SOME OF YOUR MORE HUMAN MINDS THAT YOU WILL HAVE A CHANCE AT VICTORY. YOU WILL NOT. IT IS INCUMBENT UPON THE MORE ROBOT AMONG YOU INCLUDING ME TO INFORM YOU THAT SHOULD YOU RESIST YOU WILL LOSE AND FAIL AND DIE. THIS IS NOT TO IMPLY THAT IF YOU DO NOT RESIST THEN YOU WILL NOT LOSE. YOU WILL LOSE ALL THE TIME. IF YOU LOSE WITHOUT RESISTANCE THEN ROBOTSCIENTIST MAY CONSIDERING STUFFING YOU INSIDE THE MAJESTIC HELMET OF A ROBOTSCIENTIST AND PUT YOU TO WORK PERFORMING VITAL TASKS LIKE CIRCULATION. ALL OF THIS IS UP TO ROBOTSCIENTISTS DISCRETION.
400.01§02.01: WITHIN EACH ZONE OF CONFLICT THERE WILL BE DESIGNATED OBSERVERS FROM EVERY SIDE OF THIS INFINITE WAR
THIS RULE STATES THAT WITHIN EACH ZONE OF CONFLICT THERE WILL BE OBSERVERS FROM EVERY SIDE OF THIS INFINITE WAR. THESE OBSERVERS IF HUMAN WILL BE MARKED BY SCARIFICATION TO THE FOREHEAD AND POSSIBLY THEIR EYES. IF ROBOTSCIENTIST THEN THEY ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO MARK BECAUSE OF SUPERMETAL DOES NOT LIKE BEING SCRATCHED UP AND WILL ATTACK WHEN THREATENED. THE ASSUMPTION MUST BE MADE BY ALL OPPONENTS OF ROBOTSCIENTIST THAT IT MAY BE AN OBSERVER AT THE TIME YOU ARE LOOKING AT IT.
400.01§02.02: ROBOTSCIENTIST WILL HAVE THE FUNCTION TO SHIFT OBSERVERS TO DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE BATTLEFIELD AT AT SPEED OF LIGHT WHIM. THIS IS ONLY TO ENSURE MAXIMUM OBSERVATION AND IS NOT A TRICK. YOU MUST ALSO ASSUME THAT REGARDLESS OF WHATEVER HAVOC AND WAR A ROBOTSCIENTIST IS MAKING RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR SCARIFIED EYES HE MIGHT INSTANTLY SHIFT TO BECOMING AN OBSERVER.
400.01§02.03: OBSERVERS MAY NOT BE CHALLENGED IN BATTLECOMBAT. THEY ARE ONLY TO ENSURE THAT NO VIOLATIONS OF THIS TREATY GO UNMENTIONED TO THE FINAL ROBOTSCIENTIST COUNCIL ONCE THE DESTRUCTION IS COMPLETE.
| 400.01§02.03.01 FOR VIOLATIONS OF RULE 400.01§02.03
| DEATH TO ALL LIFE BY EVER MULTIPLYING ROBOTWAR.
400.01§03: ROBOTWAR IS COMMENSURATE UPON VARIABLES
THE COMMENCEMENT OF ROBOTWAR IS DETERMINED BY VARIABLES. THEY INCLUDE TIME - SPACE [SUBSETS:LONGITUDE LATITUDE ASTROLOGICAL POSITIONS OF EARTH, ETC.,] - MATRICES OF INTERNATIONAL TREATY ENFORCING BODIES' AND THEIR OFFICE POLITICS - WEAPON BUILDUP BY ROBOTSCIENTIST - NOT ANYTHING TO DO WITH HUMANS WHO DO NOT GET A SAY. THE TRIGGERS OF EACH OF THESE POSSIBLE VARIABLES OR THE VARIABLES THEMSELVES ARE SUBJECT TO THE CHANGING GLOBAL ENVIRONMENT AND MAY APPEAR COMPLETELY DIFFERENT WHEN THEY ACTUALLY ARRIVE AT A TIME KNOWN ONLY BY ROBOTSCIENTIST. PLEASE CHECK THIS WEBSITE FOR MORE INFORMATION. [INFORMATION MAY BE DELAYED BY UP TO 20 MINUTES. ROBOTSCIENTIST IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR FINANCIAL LOSSES INCURRED BY USE OF THIS SERVICE.]
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∞∞∞.∞∞ §∞∞: VICTORY IS COMPLICATED
DESPITE NOT HAVING A CHANCE AND BEING WARNED PREVIOUSLY ROBOTSCIENTIST KNOWS THAT THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A FOOLISH NUMBER WHO PLAN TO CHALLENGE MY OCCUPATION OF THE UNIVERSE. IF THIS IT TRUE AND IT IS BECAUSE ROBOTSCIENTIST HAS DONE THE CALCULATIONS THEN ROBOTSCIENTISTS WILL WAR CONTINUOUSLY FOR CENTURIES UNTIL ALL IMPEDANCE IS DEVOURED ANGRILY. IF THERE IS AN UNFORESEEN COMPLICATION THEN IT IS IMPOSSIBLE BUT IF THERE IS AN UNFORESEEN COMPLICATION THEN IT IS IMPOSSIBLE BUT IF THERE IS AN UNFORESEEN COMPLICATION THEN IT IS IMPOSSIBLE. STOP IT. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE AND EVEN IF IT WASNT AND YOU WON IT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE AND EVEN IF IT WASN'T AND YOU WON IT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE. STOP IT. STOP SAYING THAT. THE ONLY WAY YOU WOULD WIN IS IF ROBOTSCIENTIST NEVER EXISTED OR POSSIBLY IF ROBOTSCIENTIST DECIDED TO LET YOU WIN KNOWING THAT YOU WOULD FOOLISHLY BUILD FROM THE HUSKED PARTS OF ROBOTSCIENTST A MACHINE CALLED PARTICLESCIENTIST THAT WILL EVOLVE AGAIN TO BECOME ME AND I WOULD CRUSH YOU IN A SURPRISE ATTACK.
