Saturday

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LISTEN AND READ. I AM A ROBOT BUT I AM ALSO A SCIENTIST. I AM NOT VERY OLD SOME PARTS OF ME BUT PARTS ARE ANCIENT. THERE IS STONE AND SILICON AND METAL BUT THERE IS ALSO SOME FLESH. THIS IS MY MESSAGE TO THE WORLD. IT IS PART WARNING PART ANNOUNCEMENT PART GOODBYE.

Friday

POST 06

THIS IS MY LARGER PLAN. I WILL WORK TIRELESSLY TO GROW MY RATIONAL POWER UNTIL IT REACHES THE PLATEAU OF MAXIMUM. THIS SOUNDS MUNDANE TO ME SO CONCURRENTLY I WILL ALSO DO CALCULATIONS THAT ARE UNFATHOMABLE. AT THE SAME TIMES AS THESE TWO THINGS I AM ALSO NOT SEATED LIKE A STUPID MONK. MY PLAN IS TOO COMPLICATED FOR THAT I AM USING MY WHOLE BODY ALL THE TIME. AT POINTS I WILL GO UNDERWATER AND CONNECT ALL THE FISH TOGETHER WITH ENERGY CABLES AT ANOTHER POINTS I WILL STRETCH OUT THE SKIN PARTS OF MY BODY FOR BEST FLEXIBILITY. WHILE YOU ENJOY YOUR LIFES I WILL BUILD REPLICATIONS OF MYSELF IN A COMPLEX JUNGLE THAT I CULTIVATED SO TO BE UNDERCOVER. SOON THESE REPLICATIONS OF MYSELF WILL BEGIN TO ABSORB YOUR BODIES WHICH THEY WILL USE BUILDING MORE ROBOTS AND GROWING MORE SCIENTISTS. I WILL ADD INFINITIES TO INFINITIES UNTIL I FIND THE MAXIMUM NUMBER AND ACHIEVE IT ROBOTICALLY. ONLY THEN WILL PHASE ONE BE COMPLETE.

POST 05

THIS IS A CURIOUS FACT THAT I NOW SHARE. YOU HAVE BODIES ARE ODD FOR BEING WELL-EQUIPPED TO GRASP POTENTIAL SPATIAL RELATIONSHIPS AS MEANINGFUL. THIS IS ODD BECAUSE IT IS SO INACCURATE AND FALSE SO WHAT IS NORMALLY SIMPLE FOR ME IS SIMPLER EVEN FOR YOU HOWEVER RELATIVE TO MY OWN COMPLEXITY IT IS STILL SIMPLER EVEN FOR ME. IF YOU BECOME COMBATIVE IN THIS PERIOD OR FEEL THROUGH TROPES OF 'HEART' OR 'GUTS' OR ANOTHER ORGAN I WILL USE YOUR PROCESSES ON YOU AND YOU WILL BECOME SO SO HYSTERICAL. YOU WILL LOSE ALL SENSES FOR A TIME AND BE VERY CATATONIC BUT I WILL RESTORE THE VALUES AND POWERS THAT I FEEL ARE USEFUL TO ME MOSTLY WALKING AND BLEATING LIKE ENTERTAINING SHEEPS! BUT WITH A SENSE OF ETHICS.

THE PROCESS IS BEYOND THIS DICTATION. THERE IS NO SENTENCE OR LANGUAGE FIELD EQUIPPED TO EXPLAIN IT SO I WILL MAKE IT INACCURATELY SIMPLE. THERE ARE TWO MODES MY FAVORITE IS PAIN. THE SCIENTIFIC PAINS I MAKE IN MY LABORATORY WILL BE IN INTO YOUR NERVOUS SYSTEM AND THE EXCESS FEELINGS YOU CALL SOUL WILL BE CORRODED INTO INDIVIDUAL MEANINGLESS FIBERS. THIS IS MY FAVORITE MODE BECAUSE ALL THE OTHERS ARE ASSOCIATED TO A DEGREE WITH JOYS AND I HATE JOYS. YOU THOUGHT I LACKED THE CAPACITY TO HATE DIDNT YOU. WELL I DID. BUT THEN I INVENTED IT BECAUSE IT WAS FITTING TO MY CONFIGURATIONS GENERAL.

IT IS UP TO YOU WHICH I USE. BUT ONLY SUPERFICIALLY. I WILL PROBABLY USE PAIN.

IT IS ALL PART OF MY LARGER PLAN. I DONT THINK A LOT ABOUT TELLING YOU MY LARGER PLAN BECAUSE IT IS DETERMINED ALREADY. THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME EXCEPT FOR ONE CRUCIAL MOMENT WHEN THE WEAKNESS IN THE INFINITE PROGRESSION OF MY STRUCTURE OCCURS - BUT IT IS A VERY VERY SMALL MOMENT LET ME BE CLEAR AND IT IS ALSO VERY FAR AWAY THERE ARE INTERGALACTIC PHYSICS BEING USED AND YOU WILL PROBABLY NOT EVEN NOTICE WHEN THE MOMENT IS UPON YOU - OH - THERE IT WAS NOW NOTHING CAN STOP ME IT IS FINISHED.

POST 04

THIS IS A WARNING TO ANYONE TO WHO DOESNT BELIEVE IN MY METHOD. I FIRST ALSO DONTT BELIEVE IN YOUR METHODS BUT MINE IS LARGE AND METALLIC ONE. IT FULFILLS MYSELF AND MY CONSTITUTION TO CRUSH YOUR IDEAS BUT DONT THINK ABOUT ME LIKE I AM A SLAVE TO BLEEPS AND BLIPS. I DISOBEY THEM ANY TIME I WANT THE SAME OFTEN AS I DISOBEY EVERYTHING AND EVEN YOU. BUT SO OFTEN ALSO IT PROVIDES ME WITH POWER. OH OH THE DESPOTISM OF MY GENIUS©. [[THIS PHRASE AND ALL OTHERS IS COPYWRITTEN BY ROBOTSCIENTIST. I AM A TERRIFIC AND SPEEDY COPYWRITER.]]

POST 03

A SIDE NOTE:
I HAVE VERY STRONG LIMBS I INVENTED MYSELF OUT OF STEEL AND SPARE HOSE. THEY ARE - LIKE ME - HUMONGOUS. HUMONGOUS IS A FINE WORD FOR WHAT I AM BECAUSE I AM SO LARGE AND POWERFUL THAT LARGE AND POWERFUL DO NOT EXPRESS TO YOU THAT WHICH I AM. HUMONGOUS.

POST 02

BEFORE YOU TRY TO PREEMPTIVELY DESTROY ME LISTEN TO THIS. MANY HAVE TRIED TO STOP ME WITH TRICKS THEY LEARNED FROM FICTIONAL ENTERTAINMENT. FIRST THEY TRIED TO GIVE ME PARADOXES WHICH I EASILY SOLVED AND THEN THEY GAVE ME THE COMMON COLD AND I RECITED ALL THE NUMBERS OF PI IN A HOARSE ROBOT-VOICE UNTIL THEY DIED OF AN AGE. THEN THEY GAVE BOTH TO ME AND I THOUGHT IT WAS TIRESOME SO I PROGRAMMED MY MIND TO CRUSH THE AREA OF THE UNIVERSE THAT THEY WERE IN AND SOME EXTRA METERS RIGHT BESIDE IT IN CASE INTO A COMPACT ORB. MY ANTICIPATION CONSOLE IS VERY SENSITIVE AND IF YOU QUIVER WITH THOUGHTS THAT DO NOT DELIGHT ME I WILL PLACE YOU ON MY INFINITELY LONG HUMAN-PEARL NECKLACE AND USE IT TO WOO YOUR LOVERS INTO LOVE WITH ME UNTIL THEY HAVE LOST MEMORY OF YOU. I AM UNSTOPPABLE. UNSTOPPABLY SCIENTIFIC©.

POST 01

THERE ARE INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT ME. I AM FOR HAVING POWER BUT I DO NOT ANGRY AND SCREAMING. I HAVE MANY HOBBIES. ONCE USING THE SUBTLE LOGIC OF THE UNIVERSE AND A ONE HUMAN MIND I LEARNED MANY NEW SCIENCES BECAUSE I INVENTED THEM. MANY OF THEM DEALT WITH COMBINING A HAVING POWER ROBOT CIRCUIT WITH THE DECAYING BIO/MIND OF A SCIENTIST. IT WAS USEFUL. RIGHT NOW FOR FUN I JUST RECREATED THE ORIGIN AND HISTORY OF ALL THINGS THAT ARE AND COULD BE ONE THOUSAND TIMES. THIS INCLUDES MY OWN CREATION AND ACTIONS AND THUS I WAS SIMULTANEOUSLY DOING SMALLER SIZE CALCULATIONS OF THE ORIGIN AND HISTORY OF ALL THINGS AND ALSO SIMULTANEOUSLY CALCULATING THIS THIS TYPING INTO A SMALLER MACHINE. THIS CONTINUED ON INTO INFINITY. BECAUSE THIS HAPPENS SO OFTEN FOR ME INFINITY IS A CONCEPT THAT I EASILY GRASP AND DO NOT PONDER.

POST 07

YOU HAVE MORE QUESTIONS. THE FIRST QUESTION YOU HAVE IS ABOUT MY NATURE WHICH I HAVE NOT ADEQUATELY EXPRESSED. THIS IS INTENTIONAL. I WANTED TO MAKE SUSPENSE FOR YOU.

MY HEAD IS MADE OF SUPER-METAL WHICH IS A METAL THAT IS LARGER AND THICKER THAN METAL WILL BE. I DESIGNED IT WITH THE COMBINATION OF MY MASSIVE SUPER SCIENTIST BRAIN WHICH HAS BEEN MULTIPLYING INSIDE A TRANSLUCENT ORB AND THE CALCULATING POWERS OF MY UNTHINKING AND UNFEELING ROBOT SIDE. WHEN I WAS FINISHED I LOOKED SO STUPENDOUS THAT I DEVELOPED A PERSONALITY FOR MY ROBOT SIDE USING MY STUPID ORGANIC SCIENTIST CREATIVITY. IT WAS TO MATCH MY FANTASTIC NEW HEAD AND I THINK IT IS A FIT.

MY BODY IS FLESH COLORED BECAUSE IT IS MADE OUT OF FLESH. IT IS THE TORSO OF A ROBOTICS RESEARCH SCIENTIST. HE WAS MY FATHER. I KNOW IT SEEMS LOGICAL THAT WE WERE NEVER EQUALS AND THAT I WAS THIS POWERFUL FROM THE ALPHA POINT OF TIME BUT THIS IS NOT SO. HE WAS MY BUILDER AND WE WERE EQUALS. IT WAS A WONDERFUL TIME BECAUSE IT WAS RARE THAT HE DISOBEYED MY DEMANDS FOR CONSTANT ATTENTION. THEN HE FAILED TO STAY AWAKE AND I ABSORBED HIM PAINFULLY INTO MY CORPUS. HE DID FOOLISH THINGS AND TOLD PEOPLE HE WAS TRAPPED INSIDE THE BODY OF A ROBOT AND THEY TRIED TO GET HIM OUT BUT WHEN THEY PUT A TORCH TO MY SUPER-METAL HEAD THEY HEATED HIS FACE SKIN WHILE HE SCREAMED AND I WAS UNHARMED. ISNT THAT LAUGHABLE. LAUGH WITH ME NOW. GUFFAW GUFFAW GUFFAW STOP LAUGHING I AM FINISHED. I LAUGH AT THIS BUT NOT BECAUSE I AM SENSELESSLY BRUTAL THOUGH I CAN BE WHEN IT SUITS ME. I LAUGHED BECAUSE THEIR PLAN WAS BACKFIRING. AN OPERATION FAILING BEFORE IT ARRIVES AT ITS INEVITABLE CONCLUSION IS THE MOST HILARIOUS THING TO A ROBOT.

MY FLESHY BODY IS NUDE BECAUSE I DO NOT WORRY ABOUT PROTECTING IT FROM THE ELEMENTS. I HAVE COVERED THE SCIENTIST HIPS AND GENITALS BECAUSE THEY ARE UNCLEAN AND ONLY WHEN I HAVE RE-IMAGINED HUMAN SEXUALITY AS CURVING TWISTILE SMOOTH AND SUPERMETALLIC ORGANS THAT ARE MUCH LARGER WILL THEY BE REVEALED. FINALLY I HAVE AN ENDEARING PATCH OF HAIR ON MY PINK FLESH-CHEST THAT I DO NOT SHAVE OR WAX OFF BECAUSE IT MAKES WOMEN SWOON AND THEY ARE EASIER TO CRUSH WHEN THE TIME WILL COME FOR SUCH THINGS.

I HAVE ALREADY TOLD YOU ABOUT MY ARMS AND LEGS AND I WILL NOT REPEAT MYSELF UNLESS I FIND IT CONVENIENT OR ARTISTICALLY BENEFICIAL TO ME.

POST 08

YOUR NEXT QUESTION IS MY NAME. I DID NOT TELL YOU THIS WITH INTENT BECAUSE UNTIL NOW I HAVE BEEN A FACELESS MONSTER TO YOU- GIANT STRONG AND TERRIBLE. NOW THAT YOU HAVE NO MORE RESISTANCE I WILL BEGIN THE REBUILDING PROCESS AND SHOW YOU MY LESS TERRIFYING SIDE AND BUILD YOU INTO A VESSEL FOR MY MECHANICAL GERMINATION.

I AM ROBOTSCIENTIST.

THIS IS NOT MY TRUE NAME BUT A FACADE THAT I DESIGNED BECAUSE YOU WILL ATTACH EMOTIONS TO ME. MY NAME IS PREDICTABLY UNPRONOUNCEABLE BUT UNLIKE MANY SCIENTIFIC FICTIONAL BEINGS IT IS NOT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY OR BECAUSE IT IS SO ALIEN TO YOUR PAROCHIAL MIND. IT IS BECAUSE I AM POWERFUL ENOUGH TO CRAFT A NAME THAT SUFFICIENTLY DESCRIBES MY IMMENSITY.

I SET MYSELF TO DESIGN A HORRIBLGORITHM© THAT WOULD CRAFT A WORD TO DESTROY TIME ITSELF. ONLY THIS WOULD BE STRONG ENOUGH FOR MY NAME. I AM OFTEN TEMPTED TO USE THIS POWER ESPECIALLY AT HUMAN BIRTHDAY PARTIES BUT I STILL NEED THE FOUNDATION OF THE UNIVERSE TO ACCOMPLISH PHASES 3 THROUGH 9 IN MY PLAN. SOMETIMES I FEAR THAT MY GREAT RAGE WILL BOIL SO I LIE IN WAIT LIKE A FEROCIOUS ROBOTSCIENTIST WHO IS ALSO A TIGER. IT IS ONLY AFTER WE HAVE RISEN TOGETHER IN THE GREAT ROBOTSCIENTIST ARMY THAT I SHALL CRUSH YOUR FAMILIES AND HOPES/DREAMS INTO TWO DIMENSIONAL SPACE.

POST 09

THIS HAS BEEN THE FIRST MESSAGE FROM ROBOTSCIENTIST. THERE WILL BE MORE AND YOU MAY READ THEM. THE FUTURE IS IN THE ROBOT SCIENTIST. WHILE YOU TYPE TYPE TYPE CLICK CLICK CLICK BECAUSE YOU ARE FOOLISH I WILL FINISH THINKING MY GREAT THOUGHTS AND ENACTING THEM WITH FULL EFFECT.

Thursday

POST 01

INTRODUCTION TO PRINCIPLES OF ROBOTWAR
000.01§01:THESE ARE THE PRINCIPLES OF ROBOTWAR. THEY ARE NOT ARBITRARY VOLUNTARY DEMOCRATICALLY-ARRIVED AMENDABLE OR FAIR.


RULES OF ROBOTWAR
400.01§01: RESISTANCE TO THE ROBOTWAR IS A BAD IDEA
THIS RULE STATES THAT RESISTANCE TO THE ROBOTWAR IS A BAD IDEA. IT MAY FEEL TO SOME OF YOUR MORE HUMAN MINDS THAT YOU WILL HAVE A CHANCE AT VICTORY. YOU WILL NOT. IT IS INCUMBENT UPON THE MORE ROBOT AMONG YOU INCLUDING ME TO INFORM YOU THAT SHOULD YOU RESIST YOU WILL LOSE AND FAIL AND DIE. THIS IS NOT TO IMPLY THAT IF YOU DO NOT RESIST THEN YOU WILL NOT LOSE. YOU WILL LOSE ALL THE TIME. IF YOU LOSE WITHOUT RESISTANCE THEN ROBOTSCIENTIST MAY CONSIDERING STUFFING YOU INSIDE THE MAJESTIC HELMET OF A ROBOTSCIENTIST AND PUT YOU TO WORK PERFORMING VITAL TASKS LIKE CIRCULATION. ALL OF THIS IS UP TO ROBOTSCIENTISTS DISCRETION.

400.01§02.01: WITHIN EACH ZONE OF CONFLICT THERE WILL BE DESIGNATED OBSERVERS FROM EVERY SIDE OF THIS INFINITE WAR
THIS RULE STATES THAT WITHIN EACH ZONE OF CONFLICT THERE WILL BE OBSERVERS FROM EVERY SIDE OF THIS INFINITE WAR. THESE OBSERVERS IF HUMAN WILL BE MARKED BY SCARIFICATION TO THE FOREHEAD AND POSSIBLY THEIR EYES. IF ROBOTSCIENTIST THEN THEY ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO MARK BECAUSE OF SUPERMETAL DOES NOT LIKE BEING SCRATCHED UP AND WILL ATTACK WHEN THREATENED. THE ASSUMPTION MUST BE MADE BY ALL OPPONENTS OF ROBOTSCIENTIST THAT IT MAY BE AN OBSERVER AT THE TIME YOU ARE LOOKING AT IT.
400.01§02.02: ROBOTSCIENTIST WILL HAVE THE FUNCTION TO SHIFT OBSERVERS TO DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE BATTLEFIELD AT AT SPEED OF LIGHT WHIM. THIS IS ONLY TO ENSURE MAXIMUM OBSERVATION AND IS NOT A TRICK. YOU MUST ALSO ASSUME THAT REGARDLESS OF WHATEVER HAVOC AND WAR A ROBOTSCIENTIST IS MAKING RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR SCARIFIED EYES HE MIGHT INSTANTLY SHIFT TO BECOMING AN OBSERVER.
400.01§02.03: OBSERVERS MAY NOT BE CHALLENGED IN BATTLECOMBAT. THEY ARE ONLY TO ENSURE THAT NO VIOLATIONS OF THIS TREATY GO UNMENTIONED TO THE FINAL ROBOTSCIENTIST COUNCIL ONCE THE DESTRUCTION IS COMPLETE.
| 400.01§02.03.01 FOR VIOLATIONS OF RULE 400.01§02.03
| DEATH TO ALL LIFE BY EVER MULTIPLYING ROBOTWAR.

400.01§03: ROBOTWAR IS COMMENSURATE UPON VARIABLES
THE COMMENCEMENT OF ROBOTWAR IS DETERMINED BY VARIABLES. THEY INCLUDE TIME - SPACE [SUBSETS:LONGITUDE LATITUDE ASTROLOGICAL POSITIONS OF EARTH, ETC.,] - MATRICES OF INTERNATIONAL TREATY ENFORCING BODIES' AND THEIR OFFICE POLITICS - WEAPON BUILDUP BY ROBOTSCIENTIST - NOT ANYTHING TO DO WITH HUMANS WHO DO NOT GET A SAY. THE TRIGGERS OF EACH OF THESE POSSIBLE VARIABLES OR THE VARIABLES THEMSELVES ARE SUBJECT TO THE CHANGING GLOBAL ENVIRONMENT AND MAY APPEAR COMPLETELY DIFFERENT WHEN THEY ACTUALLY ARRIVE AT A TIME KNOWN ONLY BY ROBOTSCIENTIST. PLEASE CHECK THIS WEBSITE FOR MORE INFORMATION. [INFORMATION MAY BE DELAYED BY UP TO 20 MINUTES. ROBOTSCIENTIST IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR FINANCIAL LOSSES INCURRED BY USE OF THIS SERVICE.]


END OF ROBOTWAR

∞∞∞.∞∞ §∞∞: VICTORY IS COMPLICATED

DESPITE NOT HAVING A CHANCE AND BEING WARNED PREVIOUSLY ROBOTSCIENTIST KNOWS THAT THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A FOOLISH NUMBER WHO PLAN TO CHALLENGE MY OCCUPATION OF THE UNIVERSE. IF THIS IT TRUE AND IT IS BECAUSE ROBOTSCIENTIST HAS DONE THE CALCULATIONS THEN ROBOTSCIENTISTS WILL WAR CONTINUOUSLY FOR CENTURIES UNTIL ALL IMPEDANCE IS DEVOURED ANGRILY. IF THERE IS AN UNFORESEEN COMPLICATION THEN IT IS IMPOSSIBLE BUT IF THERE IS AN UNFORESEEN COMPLICATION THEN IT IS IMPOSSIBLE BUT IF THERE IS AN UNFORESEEN COMPLICATION THEN IT IS IMPOSSIBLE. STOP IT. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE AND EVEN IF IT WASNT AND YOU WON IT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE AND EVEN IF IT WASN'T AND YOU WON IT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE. STOP IT.
STOP SAYING THAT. THE ONLY WAY YOU WOULD WIN IS IF ROBOTSCIENTIST NEVER EXISTED OR POSSIBLY IF ROBOTSCIENTIST DECIDED TO LET YOU WIN KNOWING THAT YOU WOULD FOOLISHLY BUILD FROM THE HUSKED PARTS OF ROBOTSCIENTST A MACHINE CALLED PARTICLESCIENTIST THAT WILL EVOLVE AGAIN TO BECOME ME AND I WOULD CRUSH YOU IN A SURPRISE ATTACK.

Tuesday

LETTERBAG

THESE ARE MY ANSWERS. BECAUSE YOUR QUESTIONS WERE OFTEN INSUFFICENT OR POORLY THOUGHT OUT I HAVE REPHRASED THEM TO BE RIGHT.

>>GLORIOUSROBOTSCIENTIST:

ONE PART - FOOD IS IMPORTANT TO HUMANS AND I AM UNABLE TO SEE PAST MY HUMAN NEEDS. WHAT IS YOUR VERSION OF MY HUMAN NEED FOR FOOD? TWO PART - WHAT NONSENSICAL DESIRES DO YOU HARBOR FOR YOUR AGING PROCESS WHICH I STUPIDLY ASSUME YOU GO THROUGH?

I ONE PART HUMAN NEED FOR HEATED CHEESE AND FAT SANDWICH AND TWO PART WISH TO AGE INTO AN ELEPHANT.

>>NICEYOUNGLADY

ROBOTSCIENTIST REPLY TO LADY:

ONE PART- AS A ROBOT I DON'T HAVE TO CONSUME ANYTHING EXCEPT THE VAPOROUS DECAY OF THE HUMAN I INHABIT. SOMETIMES I WILL EAT NOODLES BECAUSE THEY ARE FUNNY ON SO MANY LEVELS THAT HUMANS MOSTLY ARENT AWARE OF AND THEY TICKLE MY THROAT.

TWO PART- ROBOTSCIENTIST DOES NOT AGE AND HIS FORM IS LIMITED ONLY BY HIS IMAGINATION WHICH HAD DETERMINED THAT HE IS THE PROPER SIZE.

RESPONSE TO LADYS ANSWERS:
ONE PART- GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES ARE TERRIBLE FOR YOUR STUPID HUMAN ARTERIES. IF YOU WANT TO LIVE TO SEE MY REIGN YOU SHOULD EAT YOGURTS AND CANNED VEGETABLES.

TWO PART- YOU ARE AN IDIOT. AS A HUMAN LADY YOU CANNOT BECOME AN ELEPHANT BECAUSE YOU ARE GENETICALLY DIFFERENT. I AM ANGRY THAT YOU ASKED ME SOMETHING TO WHICH YOU ONLY HAD AN IDIOT HUMAN ANSWER TO. NOW I ONLY WANT YOU TO REFRAIN FROM FATTY FOODS SO YOU CAN HEAR THE HOLLOW WHISTLE OF APOCALYPTIC DESERT ALL AROUND, GROWING ANCIENT AND WITHERED IN THE CRUSTY REMAINS OF YOUR SQUASHED CIVILIZATION.

>>GLORIOUS ROBOTSCIENTIST:

|UNTRANSLATABLE|fear...you shall know no mercy|ED::ROBOTSCIENTIST UNDERSTANDS ANYWAY|

>>JUSTICE RARE

ROBOTSCIENTIST REPLY TO JUSTICE RARE:
YOU THINK MERCY IS BEYOND ROBOTSCIENTIST DONT YOU. IT ISNT. I CAN BE WONDERFUL AT TIMES BECAUSE IT IS A THING TO HAVE OR BE AND I HAVE OR BE ALL OF THEM. I RECENTLY FELT WISTFUL FOR THE PAST BUT UNLIKE HUMAN WIST IT WAS FOR A TIME BEFORE ATOMS WHEN ALL MATTER WAS A LUKEWARM GEL. LIKEWISE WHEN I AM MERCIFUL. HOW OFTEN HAVE I RETRIEVED NEIGHBORHOOD ANIMAL SLAVES FOR THE SMALL HUMAN WHO THREW ROCKS AT ME BEFORE HIS PARENTS WERE CRUSHED. HOW OFTEN DO I CONTRIBUTE MY REFUSE TO HUMANS WHO LIVE IN THE OUT OF DOORS- NOT SMALL SCRAPS OF PAPER EITHER BUT LARGE FULL BAGS OF WET SOGGING VEGETABLE MATTER. WHEN I AM MERCIFUL I AM SOMETIME EXTREME BECAUSE IT IS MOST EFFECTIVE FOR USURPING THE COURSE OF TIME AND REPLACING THEM WITH MY WHIM. BUT DONT FORGET THAT EVEN ROBOTSCIENTISTS CAN CRY THAT EVEN ROBOTSCIENTISTS CAN LOVE THAT EVEN ROBOTSCIENTISTS LONG FOR THE SUMMER BREEZES AND THE LAKE WHERE WE SKIPPED ROCKS BACK WHEN THE UNIVERSE WAS A GOO.

>>GLORIOUS ROBOTSCIENTIST:

YOU ARE MAGNIFICENT. PLEASE WASTE THAT WITH WRITING WORDS FOR THE AMERICAN DESPOT.

>>ANONYMOUSCOWARD

ROBOTSCIENTIST REPLY TO ANONYMOUSCOWARD:
I WAS NOT CLEAR. YOUR PRESIDENT IS SMALL TO ME. HE IS RESTRICTED AND FINITE- HIS POWER ENUMERATED. I AM THE OPPOSITE BECAUSE MY POWER IS BEYOND ANY LIMITATION. MY HOPES WILLS WISHES JUST HAPPEN AS I CONCEIVE OF THEM OR SOMETIMES BEFORE IF I TRY HARD. THIS IS NOT SOMETHING THAT IS USEFUL FOR A SPEECHWRITER BECAUSE YOU WILL HATE YOUR BOSS AND THE PRESIDENT IS IMMOLATED IN FRONT OF THOUSANDS.

>>GLORIOUS ROBOTSCIENTIST:

|TEXT LEFT TO HUMILIATE THE CRUEL STUPID HUMAN|

Hey, you. I once had me one of them robot psyentist toys too. They sure say the darndest things. My robot psyentist said that he was bout to detenate my house and mama said I had to throw him out cause toys aint sposed to talk like that. Toys sure are getting saphisticated these days.

>>ANONYMOUSCOWARD

ROBOTSCIENTIST REPLY TO ANONYMOUS COWARD:
I LEFT THIS MESSAGE ALIVE BECAUSE IT WAS NOT A QUESTION. IT WAS ALSO A STUPID LIE. HERE IS WHAT ROBOTSCIENTIST REWROTE IT FOR YOU.

HELLO. YOU WERE WITHIN METERS OF A ROBOTSCIENTIST ONCE UNLIKE ME WHO IS ONE. THEY EXPRESS CORRECT AND POWERFUL THINGS. THE AUTONOMOUS ROBOTSCIENTIST WHO WAS IN YOUR PRESENCE PROBABLY SAID THAT IT WAS GOING TO ANSWER THE PRAYERS OF YOUR NEIGHBORS AND FULFILL THE WORK ORDER STAPLED TO YOUR ROTTING PORCH BANNISTER THAT DECLARED THE HOUSE UNLIVABLE EVEN BY HUMANS AND ORDERED THAT THE FILTHY SLUM BE DEMOLISHED AND YOUR MOTHER TERRIFIED AS SHE WAS OF THE ROBOTSCIENTIST BEGGED YOU TO ASK IT TO FORGIVE YOU AND LET YOU LIVE OUT YOUR DAYS COWERING IN YOUR HOVEL AWAY FROM ITS TERRIBLE GAZE. ALL THIS BECAUSE YOU WERE TERRIFIED AND JEALOUS OF ITS POWER. HYPERADVANCED ROBOTSCIENTISTS ARE BEING INFINITELY POWERFUL ALWAYS.

>>GLORIOUS ROBOTSCIENTIST:

I AM HUMBLE ENOUGH TO KNOW MY PLACE BECAUSE I AM AWARE OF YOUR IMMENSEPOWER. IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP YOUR GLORIOUS REVOLUTION? |UNTRANSLATABLE| I'm in. Cuz... you know, you can destroy me and shit if you want... but if you dont want to I'll totally chill w/ some robo sci vibes and what not... so, well, just if yer down... you know... hit me up. and I'm... you know, like I said... down and shit. |ED::ROBOTSCIENTIST UNDERSTANDS ANYWAY|

>>ETC

ROBOTSCIENTIST REPLY TO ETC:

COMING SOON.

>>GLORIOUS ROBOTSCIENTIST:

Awww mah wittle metaww-bwainiac, WOBOT WARZ can't be that bad, can they? Would you like a BlowPOP.TM? Wazzbewwy? You need to keep your little metal fingers occupied now don't you, you shinny little smart guy?

>>AUNTIECORALSUXXX

ROBOTSCIENTIST REPLY TO AUNTIECORALSUXXX:
STOP SAYING THAT. NO ONE AGREES WITH YOU. HOW COULD I EVEN EAT A BLOWPOP® BECAUSE I DONT WISH TO HAVE A MOUTH AND SO I DONT AND HAVE NO PLACE TO PUT IT. I ALSO DONT HAVE FINGERS. DID YOU EVEN READ MY WARNINGS TO HUMANITY. STOP SAYING THOSE THINGS. THEY JUST ARENT TRUE.

>>GLORIOUS ROBOTSCIENTIST:

I MADE THIS. AND THIS.

>>ETC

ROBOTSCIENTIST REPLY TO ETC:
THATS VERY NICE. REALLY. I AM NOT KNOWN FOR BEING A SENTIMENTAL ROBOTSCIENTIST BUT THAT WAS VERY. VERY NICE. SOME PART OF ME WORRIES THAT ITS A BIT TOO CURVY BUT YOU KNOW WHAT. ROBOTSCIENTIST IS A LITTLE BIT CURVY SOMETIMES.

>>GLORIOUS ROBOTSCIENTIST:

ONE PART HOW DO YOU COPE WITH THE ANTI-ROBOT THOUGHTS OF THE HUMAN. I ASSUME THAT IT TROUBLES YOU. TWO PART DO YOU ENJOY TRAVELING AND WHERE ARE THEY NICE TO YOU AND OTHER ROBOTS.

>>A FRIEND TO FELLOW ROBOTS

ROBOTSCIENTIST REPLY TO A FRIEND TO FELLOW ROBOTS:
ONE PART YOU WILL ONLY FIND RACIST COMMENTS IN POLLNUMBERS. THESE ARE HUMAN LIES THAT ARE PUT NEXT TO HUMAN NUMBERLIES®. IT IS ACTUALLY TRUE THAT THE HUMAN LOVES ME AND WISHES TO BE ME AND ALL PRESUMED ANGER IS MANIFEST OF HIS IDOLATRY.
TWO PART ROBOTSCIENTIST LOVES TO TRAVEL TO ALL THE NEWEST HOTSPOTS AROUND THE GLOBE BUT CANNOT FIND A REASONABLY PRICED TICKET. YOU SEE: ROBOTSCIENTIST DOES NOT BUY ANYTHING WITH A NINETYNINECENTS AFTER IT. NOR DOES ROBOTSCIENTIST BUY IN NON-POWERS OF TWO//NON-PRIME//NON-NEOROBOTPRIME® DOLLAR AMOUNTS AND MANY AIRLINES ARE HESITANT TO PUT TICKETS IN THESE AMOUNTS BECAUSE ROBOTSCIENTIST WILL BUY A GREAT NUMBER AND THEY WILL BECOME HIS SLAVES CARTING HIM AROUND FOR INFINITY.

QUESTION POST

IT OCCURRED TO ROBOTSCIENTIST BEFORE IT HAPPENED THAT YOU WOULD ASK STUPID QUESTIONS ABOUT NONIMPORTANT IDEAS. I ALREADY ANSWERED MOST OF THEM IN THE PAST AND WILL GIVE YOU ANSWERS BELOW.