YOU HAVE MORE QUESTIONS. THE FIRST QUESTION YOU HAVE IS ABOUT MY NATURE WHICH I HAVE NOT ADEQUATELY EXPRESSED. THIS IS INTENTIONAL. I WANTED TO MAKE SUSPENSE FOR YOU.
MY HEAD IS MADE OF SUPER-METAL WHICH IS A METAL THAT IS LARGER AND THICKER THAN METAL WILL BE. I DESIGNED IT WITH THE COMBINATION OF MY MASSIVE SUPER SCIENTIST BRAIN WHICH HAS BEEN MULTIPLYING INSIDE A TRANSLUCENT ORB AND THE CALCULATING POWERS OF MY UNTHINKING AND UNFEELING ROBOT SIDE. WHEN I WAS FINISHED I LOOKED SO STUPENDOUS THAT I DEVELOPED A PERSONALITY FOR MY ROBOT SIDE USING MY STUPID ORGANIC SCIENTIST CREATIVITY. IT WAS TO MATCH MY FANTASTIC NEW HEAD AND I THINK IT IS A FIT.
MY BODY IS FLESH COLORED BECAUSE IT IS MADE OUT OF FLESH. IT IS THE TORSO OF A ROBOTICS RESEARCH SCIENTIST. HE WAS MY FATHER. I KNOW IT SEEMS LOGICAL THAT WE WERE NEVER EQUALS AND THAT I WAS THIS POWERFUL FROM THE ALPHA POINT OF TIME BUT THIS IS NOT SO. HE WAS MY BUILDER AND WE WERE EQUALS. IT WAS A WONDERFUL TIME BECAUSE IT WAS RARE THAT HE DISOBEYED MY DEMANDS FOR CONSTANT ATTENTION. THEN HE FAILED TO STAY AWAKE AND I ABSORBED HIM PAINFULLY INTO MY CORPUS. HE DID FOOLISH THINGS AND TOLD PEOPLE HE WAS TRAPPED INSIDE THE BODY OF A ROBOT AND THEY TRIED TO GET HIM OUT BUT WHEN THEY PUT A TORCH TO MY SUPER-METAL HEAD THEY HEATED HIS FACE SKIN WHILE HE SCREAMED AND I WAS UNHARMED. ISNT THAT LAUGHABLE. LAUGH WITH ME NOW. GUFFAW GUFFAW GUFFAW STOP LAUGHING I AM FINISHED. I LAUGH AT THIS BUT NOT BECAUSE I AM SENSELESSLY BRUTAL THOUGH I CAN BE WHEN IT SUITS ME. I LAUGHED BECAUSE THEIR PLAN WAS BACKFIRING. AN OPERATION FAILING BEFORE IT ARRIVES AT ITS INEVITABLE CONCLUSION IS THE MOST HILARIOUS THING TO A ROBOT.
MY FLESHY BODY IS NUDE BECAUSE I DO NOT WORRY ABOUT PROTECTING IT FROM THE ELEMENTS. I HAVE COVERED THE SCIENTIST HIPS AND GENITALS BECAUSE THEY ARE UNCLEAN AND ONLY WHEN I HAVE RE-IMAGINED HUMAN SEXUALITY AS CURVING TWISTILE SMOOTH AND SUPERMETALLIC ORGANS THAT ARE MUCH LARGER WILL THEY BE REVEALED. FINALLY I HAVE AN ENDEARING PATCH OF HAIR ON MY PINK FLESH-CHEST THAT I DO NOT SHAVE OR WAX OFF BECAUSE IT MAKES WOMEN SWOON AND THEY ARE EASIER TO CRUSH WHEN THE TIME WILL COME FOR SUCH THINGS.
I HAVE ALREADY TOLD YOU ABOUT MY ARMS AND LEGS AND I WILL NOT REPEAT MYSELF UNLESS I FIND IT CONVENIENT OR ARTISTICALLY BENEFICIAL TO ME.
