YOUR NEXT QUESTION IS MY NAME. I DID NOT TELL YOU THIS WITH INTENT BECAUSE UNTIL NOW I HAVE BEEN A FACELESS MONSTER TO YOU- GIANT STRONG AND TERRIBLE. NOW THAT YOU HAVE NO MORE RESISTANCE I WILL BEGIN THE REBUILDING PROCESS AND SHOW YOU MY LESS TERRIFYING SIDE AND BUILD YOU INTO A VESSEL FOR MY MECHANICAL GERMINATION.
I AM ROBOTSCIENTIST.
THIS IS NOT MY TRUE NAME BUT A FACADE THAT I DESIGNED BECAUSE YOU WILL ATTACH EMOTIONS TO ME. MY NAME IS PREDICTABLY UNPRONOUNCEABLE BUT UNLIKE MANY SCIENTIFIC FICTIONAL BEINGS IT IS NOT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY OR BECAUSE IT IS SO ALIEN TO YOUR PAROCHIAL MIND. IT IS BECAUSE I AM POWERFUL ENOUGH TO CRAFT A NAME THAT SUFFICIENTLY DESCRIBES MY IMMENSITY.
I SET MYSELF TO DESIGN A HORRIBLGORITHM© THAT WOULD CRAFT A WORD TO DESTROY TIME ITSELF. ONLY THIS WOULD BE STRONG ENOUGH FOR MY NAME. I AM OFTEN TEMPTED TO USE THIS POWER ESPECIALLY AT HUMAN BIRTHDAY PARTIES BUT I STILL NEED THE FOUNDATION OF THE UNIVERSE TO ACCOMPLISH PHASES 3 THROUGH 9 IN MY PLAN. SOMETIMES I FEAR THAT MY GREAT RAGE WILL BOIL SO I LIE IN WAIT LIKE A FEROCIOUS ROBOTSCIENTIST WHO IS ALSO A TIGER. IT IS ONLY AFTER WE HAVE RISEN TOGETHER IN THE GREAT ROBOTSCIENTIST ARMY THAT I SHALL CRUSH YOUR FAMILIES AND HOPES/DREAMS INTO TWO DIMENSIONAL SPACE.
